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Old 10-03-2007, 06:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE!
If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y'all know who they are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
"Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

You might be a true American if you say deport them and their anchor babies now.

You might be a true American if you say put America and the American people first.
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well cat my man, you had a good one going as to some of what America was founded on , until you got to the last two an put your twist on it. not that I’m saying our borders should be open for any one an everyone , but your solution round them up an ship them back , though sounds real easy an comes off the tong fast an smooth , has no more substance to it then an election day promise. The problem is way more complex then that,
An I don’t believe there is anybody in Washington that has the gonads to really take on the issue . you also left out a few but one is, America is the most generous nation in the world , we help people in need!
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Old 10-03-2007, 03:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE!
If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y'all know who they are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

I have no problem with God, as it represents any god, had it said one nation under jesus, then there would be a problem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

I have no problem with them in Courts, they are laws after all.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
"Winter Festival."

It should be Winter Festival.. its just going back to its roots.. your an idiot if you think Christmas has anything to do with Jesus.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

I would disagree.. some look up to God and pray. If your gonna ask for something be man enough to look god in the eye when asking.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.

I agree.. but I tend to salute the flag, because as a soldier I was taught to do that.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

I always have, and always will, they got a raw deal.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

I have burned an American flag, just like a true American should. It fell and hit the ground, I did my duty.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

Oh I think I have that covered in spades.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids to do the same.

Agree..

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Not only to a friend but a person in need.
I removed your last two additions, because Catfish your a raciest bastard and I hope for both our sakes I never meet you face to face.
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Old 10-03-2007, 04:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I removed your last two additions, because Catfish your a raciest bastard and I hope for both our sakes I never meet you face to face.
That almost sounds like a threat, Is it?

You are so much fun. You call me hillbilly so I'll name you Dudley Do Right, Do you like that Dudley.
You seem to talk out both sides of your mouth, In one post you are slamming illegals and in your next post you are sticking up for them so what will it be Their Mr, Dudley Do Right??
Now Mr Do Right, If you are threatening me Don't it's just a dumb thing to do and illegal.
So you are saying you don't want to put America and the American people first. Be taking that part off my post that must be what you are saying. Who do you want to put first? The illegals you love so much.
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OMG Cat, you weepy freak! Ya can't talk all tuff about offing somebody's baby and then hide behind Uncle Sam's wife's apron! C'mon!
I think you just need to admit - to this forum, to the world and mainly, to yourself - that you've stepped over the line of decency with your pumped-up feelings of being "All American" (Irish? Scot? Native?) and get on with a more rational process of thinking and presentation without being such a mean-spirited racist. Nothing wrong with being against immigrants - legal or not (well, I think it's wrong but it's also personal opinion) - but something tweaked about someone who has let it turn into hatred - so, in the famous words of Bob Newhart, "Stop it! Just stop it!" (I only quote the best, heehee)
I'm with Pan and George and every other decent American - your presented attitude is over-the-top, malicious and unhealthy for men, women and children.
Wondering: Have you tried a more positive approach? You've got this gift of perusing articles and posting the links - that's good. Now, if we can just get something useful outta you to take back home, I'll call it a good lunch.
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That almost sounds like a threat, Is it?

You are so much fun. You call me hillbilly so I'll name you Dudley Do Right, Do you like that Dudley.
You seem to talk out both sides of your mouth, In one post you are slamming illegals and in your next post you are sticking up for them so what will it be Their Mr, Dudley Do Right??
Now Mr Do Right, If you are threatening me Don't it's just a dumb thing to do and illegal.
So you are saying you don't want to put America and the American people first.
If you feel it was a threat then so be it. I will stop calling you a hillbilly.. I think your name here "catfish" is spot on.. a bottom feeding murk dweller.

And I think you for thinking of me as Dudley Do Right.. that is not an insult in my eyes, rather a firm pat on the back, and a sign of respect. Only a raciest bigot like yourself would see it as an insult and a slap in the face.. what a fool you are. Or is that tool.. Fool, tool, I guess either fits.

Yes I put the American people first.. even if they are Mexican. But I try to treat all people with humanity and an open mind. I am not happy about illegal immigration, and wish states and the USA would address the issue.

Posting hate messages on a public forum is not gonna fix the problem, its just gonna make you look silly and like a bigot.

I also understand that many of these people are only trying to do what you and I do with these boards.. find a better place to live, one that has the climate, the pay, the features we want to live our days in. I can not fault them for that, only the way the go about achieving it.

Yes there are Hate groups, but Mexicans don't have the sole rights to them.. there are many in every color of the spectrum. La Raza has an agenda, they feel they have a right to these lands by history and by birth.. just like blacks in the south feel they are owed money from the enslavement of their ancestors. There are those among us that feel that only the white man has a right to live and breath and everyone else is meant to serve them.. all of them are stupid ideas. All of them.

We all belong to one race in my eyes, the HUMAN RACE.. and thats that.
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