True Horoscopes

RAINBOWWAVES · 01-30-2007, 04:37 AM

http://www.blurofinsanity.com/horoscopes.html

**CandyApple** · 01-30-2007, 05:20 AM

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CANCER

You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.

Oh my! That's so accurate! How do they know that?? I mean... that's the most accurate horoscope I've ever read. Including the ones from The Onion.

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 11:32 AM

WTF?

LIBRA

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 11:34 AM

I must admit, though, that many of those are right on for many of my ex-girlfriends

**Wyody** · 01-30-2007, 12:38 PM

SCORPIO

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

I've seen a much nastier version and one says "All Scorpios are murdered"!
Actually though, I'm what I like to call a level III Scorpio - unlike Johnny Carson who was reserved and intelligent and then, the ones described above and then "Level III" - who shun materialism and possessions - perfect for the homeless plainsman or the barefoot, wandering prophet who'll dance over cut-glass on their lips to gain insight to hidden truths!

**Wyody** · 01-30-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXnative

WTF?

LIBRA

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

I feel for ya - and Oh Brother, it sure gives those conservative right-wingers a big target to aim at!!!! Good luck with that!

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 12:56 PM

I will be sure to hit a tax funded clinic when I need my VD medicine.

**MyAzi** · 01-30-2007, 01:03 PM

I noticed Rainbowwaves you didn't add yours!!!!

I am a VIRGO

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This ****-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MyAzi

I noticed Rainbowwaves you didn't add yours!!!!

I am a VIRGO

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This ****-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was a virgo.... sounds about right.

**MyAzi** · 01-30-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXnative

An ex-girlfriend of mine was a virgo.... sounds about right.

Wow sorry to hear that... you see we women only fall asleep if we are that bored with it!

RAINBOWWAVES · 01-30-2007, 01:18 PM

LOL..oooops, i forgot...This is me all the way, except i'm not even close to being a commie...LOL
TAURUS

You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MyAzi

Wow sorry to hear that... you see we women only fall asleep if we are that bored with it!

She didn't do that, but she fit the other parts....... she was also a stripper..... never date a stripper!!!!!! All strippers have serious baggage!!!

**MyAzi** · 01-30-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXnative

She didn't do that, but she fit the other parts....... she was also a stripper..... never date a stripper!!!!!! All strippers have serious baggage!!!

Too funny... about a hundred years ago I dated a male stripper...he was one of the most down to earth solid men I had ever met. But I was too young and stupid to know that at the time. I just wanted to party!

**PDXnative** · 01-30-2007, 01:27 PM

I have heard that most male strippers are gay.....

**MyAzi** · 01-30-2007, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXnative

I have heard that most male strippers are gay.....

**Sekretgardengal** · 01-30-2007, 08:06 PM

gotta luv it!

**kdm31091** · 02-02-2007, 06:36 AM

PICSES

You have a vivid imagination and often think you axe being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

Riight.

01-30-2007, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
RAINBOWWAVES Banned Join Date: Oct 18th, 2006 Posts: 713	True Horoscopes http://www.blurofinsanity.com/horoscopes.html

01-30-2007, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
PDXnative Omnipotent Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,248	Re: True Horoscopes WTF? LIBRA You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

01-30-2007, 11:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
PDXnative Omnipotent Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,248	Re: True Horoscopes I must admit, though, that many of those are right on for many of my ex-girlfriends

01-30-2007, 12:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wyody arrgh, me buckoes Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Posts: 2,153	Re: True Horoscopes SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers. I've seen a much nastier version and one says "All Scorpios are murdered"! Actually though, I'm what I like to call a level III Scorpio - unlike Johnny Carson who was reserved and intelligent and then, the ones described above and then "Level III" - who shun materialism and possessions - perfect for the homeless plainsman or the barefoot, wandering prophet who'll dance over cut-glass on their lips to gain insight to hidden truths!

01-30-2007, 12:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
PDXnative Omnipotent Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,248	Re: True Horoscopes I will be sure to hit a tax funded clinic when I need my VD medicine.

01-30-2007, 01:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
MyAzi Slave to Sir Azi Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Location: Western Washington Posts: 1,303	Re: True Horoscopes I noticed Rainbowwaves you didn't add yours!!!! I am a VIRGO You are the logical type and hate disorder. This **-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. __________________ FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAY**

01-30-2007, 01:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
RAINBOWWAVES Banned Join Date: Oct 18th, 2006 Posts: 713	Re: True Horoscopes LOL..oooops, i forgot...This is me all the way, except i'm not even close to being a commie...LOL TAURUS You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

01-30-2007, 01:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
PDXnative Omnipotent Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,248	Re: True Horoscopes I have heard that most male strippers are gay.....

01-30-2007, 08:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sekretgardengal Hi guys, I am here! Join Date: Nov 30th, 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,111	Re: True Horoscopes gotta luv it!

02-02-2007, 06:36 AM	#17 (permalink)
kdm31091 Member Join Date: Dec 24th, 2006 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 213	Re: True Horoscopes PICSES You have a vivid imagination and often think you axe being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. Riight.

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