Where's the sex, drugs and money?

deeptrance · 02-12-2007, 10:09 PM

I joined this website because I was promised that I would get rich, get laid, and get high.

So far, it's just people talking and stuff.

I want my money back. I paid $12,000 to the Russian Mafia dude who gave me the link. What a ripoff! I saved all that money to move out of my mom's basement into my own trailer. This site sucks.

Jenbar · 02-12-2007, 10:15 PM

I just want access to change my title. I don't ask for much.

deeptrance · 02-12-2007, 11:32 PM

Well, surely you've earned the right, Jennifer the Barrista --- you're a stellar contributor to this forum with near twice as many posts as mine, and I'd dare say yours probably average out to near twice as sane as mine too!

Admin, give the lass her due respect! She deserves that title she covets. And the rest of us are curious as to what it might be!

**the dufferz** · 02-12-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by deeptrance

I paid $12,000 to the Russian Mafia dude who gave me the link. What a ripoff!.

Deept, I tried to cash the check you sent and it bounced, so I had admin remove the sex and drug forums. Once I get a good check, your wildest dreams will come true!

Vote for Pedro.

Jenbar · 02-12-2007, 11:51 PM

Oh you want to see some fun up in here, you let me change that title! ;)

**the dufferz** · 02-13-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenbar

Oh you want to see some fun up in here, you let me change that title! ;)

I don't know. It's going to be hard to top Deept!

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by deeptrance

I joined this website because I was promised that I would get rich, get laid, and get high.

So far, it's just people talking and stuff.

I want my money back. I paid $12,000 to the Russian Mafia dude who gave me the link. What a ripoff! I saved all that money to move out of my mom's basement into my own trailer. This site sucks.

come on even with out all of that... it is worth the money for the mere comedic value. ENTERTAINMENT my friend... have you not read some of the posts!!! Comical!!!!

**isabel** · 02-13-2007, 01:48 AM

Yes, life is kept interesting around here. We do have a few comedians.

Izzy

**Wyody** · 02-13-2007, 02:05 AM

whaddaya lookin' at me fer? I didn't say anything!

deeptrance · 02-13-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by the dufferz

Deept, I tried to cash the check you sent and it bounced...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyAzi

...even with out all of that... it is worth the money for the mere comedic value. ENTERTAINMENT my friend...

Dufferz, I suggest you read MyAzi's post carefully and consider its meaning.

Are you sure you deposited the ORIGINAL check or did Azi cash the original and give you a forgery?

In any event, I am not impressed with either of you in your weak attempts to make me feel assured that I'll get my money's worth. The check cleared, the money's gone from my account, SOMEONE has it and I WANT MY INVESTMENT TO PAY OFF!!!!

Dang, I had this same problem with the Nigerian Prince, he just kept dancing around the issue of how he drained my bank account and never deposited the millions he promised. Now he doesn't even respond to me any more.

**isabel** · 02-13-2007, 12:39 PM

Wyody, that is a knee jerk reaction. My 5 year old says the same thing...everytime his sisters cry. How long you been saying it?

Izzy

deeptrance · 02-13-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyody

whaddaya lookin' at me fer? I didn't say anything!

Thanks, you just identified yourself as the primary suspect in all the shenanigans going on here. Expect to hear from my attorney within the next week.

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyody

whaddaya lookin' at me fer? I didn't say anything!

Quote:

Originally Posted by deeptrance

Dufferz, I suggest you read MyAzi's post carefully and consider its meaning.

Are you sure you deposited the ORIGINAL check or did Azi cash the original and give you a forgery?

In any event, I am not impressed with either of you in your weak attempts to make me feel assured that I'll get my money's worth. The check cleared, the money's gone from my account, SOMEONE has it and I WANT MY INVESTMENT TO PAY OFF!!!!

Dang, I had this same problem with the Nigerian Prince, he just kept dancing around the issue of how he drained my bank account and never deposited the millions he promised. Now he doesn't even respond to me any more.

Wyody I told you say nothing!!! Now he suspects you... now take your half and go buy a beer and talk to no one!!!!

DT come on buddy... you know me, would I do that? Certainly not..

I think Duff is fibbing about the bounced check.

deeptrance · 02-13-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MyAzi

DT come on buddy... you know me, would I do that? Certainly not..

I think Duff is fibbing about the bounced check.

Using the

smiley isn't helping your cause.

If you're serious about the "buddy" thing and you really want to help out, I would be willing to settle for some other form of reimbursement. For example, real estate on one of Saturn's moons, or perhaps some mutual funds from North Korea, maybe even a part-ownership in your underwater sheep cloning venture in the Gulf of Mexico.

Let me know if you need my social security number or any other information in order to get me in on one of your ventures, OK? Thanks.

Sincerely,
DumbTrance

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by deeptrance

Using the

smiley isn't helping your cause.

If you're serious about the "buddy" thing and you really want to help out, I would be willing to settle for some other form of reimbursement. For example, real estate on one of Saturn's moons, or perhaps some mutual funds from North Korea, maybe even a part-ownership in your underwater sheep cloning venture in the Gulf of Mexico.

Let me know if you need my social security number or any other information in order to get me in on one of your ventures, OK? Thanks.

Sincerely,
DumbTrance

Well I do have something in mind... do forward all your banking info along with your SS# and you can fax that POA (power of attorney). And since you are going that far...can you over night the deed to your house along with your house keys and might as well throw in your car keys and pink slip while you are at it.

**Wyody** · 02-13-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by isabel

Wyody, that is a knee jerk reaction. My 5 year old says the same thing...everytime his sisters cry. How long you been saying it?

Izzy

To Izzy and Mr. Trance;

My AZI is fielding my calls for right now until we get Mr. Trance's legal thangs worked out.
So, if'n you wants to know sumpin', talk to My AZ I

**isabel** · 02-13-2007, 07:46 PM

Lawyered up! I knew he was guilty:) MyAzi how does your client plead?

Izzy

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by isabel

Lawyered up! I knew he was quilty:) MyAzi how does your client plead?

Izzy

What makes you think my NOT GUILTY friend is my client? Perhaps I am just the muscle...Huh... Or I could be both!!!

NOT GUILTY EVERYONE he is NOT GUILTY!!!

**Wyody** · 02-13-2007, 09:52 PM

YEAH! HIM IS NOT GILLTY!! HIM GOOOOOD!!

and she is hims consultant! So back off! Ruff

**isabel** · 02-13-2007, 10:19 PM

I see he is trying to disguise himself...so witnesses can't id him in court. Who's idea was that...huh! So innocent looking:)

Izzy

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 10:22 PM

He is innocent....see that sweet puppy dog face? how could that be guity? INNOCENT I TELL YOU INNOCENT!!!!!!!

**Wyody** · 02-13-2007, 10:50 PM

Disguise? How could we both possibly be in the same room if I was wearing a disguise?

deeptrance · 02-13-2007, 11:18 PM

I'm sorry that I was unable to come to this forum earlier. I'll have to wait until business hours tomorrow to fax the required documents, especially the power of attorney. I want to make sure it's foolproof because I've been burned by these deals in the past and this time I want you to have FULL POA regarding ALL financial and legal aspects of my life.

You'll be receiving property worth in excess of [-$150,000], but if you hold onto it long enough you might end up owing less than half that amount on my net worth, assuming that appreciation of the house I own will offset interest rates ranging from 8% to 24% depending on the particular debt. I paid $220,000 for the property and have received offers as high as $160,000 for it. Perhaps you should consider investing in a real estate trust administered by my phenomenal incompetence.

**MyAzi** · 02-13-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deeptrance

I'm sorry that I was unable to come to this forum earlier. I'll have to wait until business hours tomorrow to fax the required documents, especially the power of attorney. I want to make sure it's foolproof because I've been burned by these deals in the past and this time I want you to have FULL POA regarding ALL financial and legal aspects of my life.

You'll be receiving property worth in excess of [-$150,000], but if you hold onto it long enough you might end up owing less than half that amount on my net worth, assuming that appreciation of the house I own will offset interest rates ranging from 8% to 24% depending on the particular debt. I paid $220,000 for the property and have received offers as high as $160,000 for it. Perhaps you should consider investing in a real estate trust administered by my phenomenal incompetence.

Ummm so DT... perhaps you are being too impulsive. I don't want to come across as pushy... perhaps further thought on your part and further dicussion amongst the 3 of us is in ordrer. We are after all looking after your best interests.

Jenbar · 02-14-2007, 10:21 AM

Now about that upgraded status....

**isabel** · 02-14-2007, 11:24 AM

Just like an attorney...if there is no profit in it they lose interest. Don't you do any Pro Bono work MyAzi?

Izzy

**MyAzi** · 02-14-2007, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isabel

Just like an attorney...if there is no profit in it they lose interest. Don't you do any Pro Bono work MyAzi?

Izzy

Pro Bono!!!

Work for free???

deeptrance · 02-14-2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyAzi

Ummm so DT... perhaps you are being too impulsive.

All kidding aside, I really do own property for which I overpaid by a whopping $60,000.

I fell in love with it and there were no reasonable comps because it's such a unique property. I bought it because I felt certain I would live there for many years. Impulsive? Yeah, I'd say so. But not QUITE impulsive enough to go for the Nigerian Prince scam a fourth time.

But now, let's get back to the business at hand. All I really want from you is to convince Admin to give Jenbar her well-earned rights to change her status. If you get that accomplished, I'll fax everything you requested and we'll be on our way to riches.

**MyAzi** · 02-14-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deeptrance

All kidding aside, I really do own property for which I overpaid by a whopping $60,000.

I fell in love with it and there were no reasonable comps because it's such a unique property. I bought it because I felt certain I would live there for many years. Impulsive? Yeah, I'd say so. But not QUITE impulsive enough to go for the Nigerian Prince scam a fourth time.

But now, let's get back to the business at hand. All I really want from you is to convince Admin to give Jenbar her well-earned rights to change her status. If you get that accomplished, I'll fax everything you requested and we'll be on our way to riches.

ADMIN.....Work with me here!!!!!!

**the dufferz** · 02-14-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deeptrance

Dufferz, I suggest you read MyAzi's post carefully and consider its meaning.

Are you sure you deposited the ORIGINAL check or did Azi cash the original and give you a forgery?

In any event, I am not impressed with either of you in your weak attempts to make me feel assured that I'll get my money's worth. The check cleared, the money's gone from my account, SOMEONE has it and I WANT MY INVESTMENT TO PAY OFF!!!!

Dang, I had this same problem with the Nigerian Prince, he just kept dancing around the issue of how he drained my bank account and never deposited the millions he promised. Now he doesn't even respond to me any more.

Deept,

I double checked, and yes, the check cleared,

I have your money.

Unfortunately the money has been spent to pay off a couple gambling debts from the online poker I site I use "www.uasucker.com.

To compensate I have just put in the mail 100 bottles of Viagra that I got on line. I hope that covers the cost in equivalent product.

02-12-2007, 10:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
deeptrance Member Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 265	Where's the sex, drugs and money? I joined this website because I was promised that I would get rich, get laid, and get high. So far, it's just people talking and stuff. I want my money back. I paid $12,000 to the Russian Mafia dude who gave me the link. What a ripoff! I saved all that money to move out of my mom's basement into my own trailer. This site sucks.

02-12-2007, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jenbar Banned Join Date: Feb 01st, 2007 Location: Here Posts: 595	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? I just want access to change my title. I don't ask for much.

02-12-2007, 11:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
deeptrance Member Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 265	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Well, surely you've earned the right, Jennifer the Barrista --- you're a stellar contributor to this forum with near twice as many posts as mine, and I'd dare say yours probably average out to near twice as sane as mine too! Admin, give the lass her due respect! She deserves that title she covets. And the rest of us are curious as to what it might be!

02-12-2007, 11:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jenbar Banned Join Date: Feb 01st, 2007 Location: Here Posts: 595	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Oh you want to see some fun up in here, you let me change that title! ;)

02-13-2007, 01:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
isabel STAYING RIGHT HERE Join Date: Jan 17th, 2007 Location: Central CA Posts: 1,356	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Yes, life is kept interesting around here. We do have a few comedians. Izzy __________________ I discuss, I do not debate:)

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Wyody arrgh, me buckoes Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Posts: 2,142	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? whaddaya lookin' at me fer? I didn't say anything!

02-13-2007, 12:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
isabel STAYING RIGHT HERE Join Date: Jan 17th, 2007 Location: Central CA Posts: 1,356	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Wyody, that is a knee jerk reaction. My 5 year old says the same thing...everytime his sisters cry. How long you been saying it? Izzy __________________ I discuss, I do not debate:)

02-13-2007, 07:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
isabel STAYING RIGHT HERE Join Date: Jan 17th, 2007 Location: Central CA Posts: 1,356	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Lawyered up! I knew he was guilty:) MyAzi how does your client plead? Izzy __________________ I discuss, I do not debate:)

02-13-2007, 09:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
Wyody arrgh, me buckoes Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Posts: 2,142	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? YEAH! HIM IS NOT GILLTY!! HIM GOOOOOD!! and she is hims consultant! So back off! Ruff

02-13-2007, 10:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
isabel STAYING RIGHT HERE Join Date: Jan 17th, 2007 Location: Central CA Posts: 1,356	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? I see he is trying to disguise himself...so witnesses can't id him in court. Who's idea was that...huh! So innocent looking:) Izzy __________________ I discuss, I do not debate:)

02-13-2007, 10:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
MyAzi Slave to Sir Azi Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Location: Western Washington Posts: 1,306	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? He is innocent....see that sweet puppy dog face? how could that be guity? INNOCENT I TELL YOU INNOCENT!!!!!!! __________________ FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAY

02-13-2007, 11:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
deeptrance Member Join Date: Jan 16th, 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 265	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? I'm sorry that I was unable to come to this forum earlier. I'll have to wait until business hours tomorrow to fax the required documents, especially the power of attorney. I want to make sure it's foolproof because I've been burned by these deals in the past and this time I want you to have FULL POA regarding ALL financial and legal aspects of my life. You'll be receiving property worth in excess of [-$150,000], but if you hold onto it long enough you might end up owing less than half that amount on my net worth, assuming that appreciation of the house I own will offset interest rates ranging from 8% to 24% depending on the particular debt. I paid $220,000 for the property and have received offers as high as $160,000 for it. Perhaps you should consider investing in a real estate trust administered by my phenomenal incompetence.

02-14-2007, 10:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
Jenbar Banned Join Date: Feb 01st, 2007 Location: Here Posts: 595	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Now about that upgraded status....

02-14-2007, 11:24 AM	#26 (permalink)
isabel STAYING RIGHT HERE Join Date: Jan 17th, 2007 Location: Central CA Posts: 1,356	Re: Where's the sex, drugs and money? Just like an attorney...if there is no profit in it they lose interest. Don't you do any Pro Bono work MyAzi? Izzy __________________ I discuss, I do not debate:)