You know you're from Pennsylvania if....

[Pensypat]

You only own three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup.

You design your Halloweeen costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.

You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow".

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

You owe more money on your snowmobile or John Deere than your car.

The first day of "Buck Season" and "Doe Season" is a school holiday.

Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.

The local paper covers Nation and International headlines on 1/4 page but requires six pages for sports.

School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.

When someone says 1972, your think "Agnes", and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI".

You call sloppy joes "barbecue".

When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.

You think the start of deer hunting is a National Holiday.

Your pronounce "Suite" as SUIT, not SWEET, As in Living Room Suite.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You only buy your beer and soda by the case.

You think the roads in any other state are smooth.

You find -20F "a little" chilly.

You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

Youo know the four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

There are still places you can still stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system".

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a school bus.

You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield.

You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva.

You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west", and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.

You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.

[Sekretgardengal]

That was good!!! LMAO!

[Curious George]

Minnesota sounds very similar to that I gota use some of them

[the dufferz]

Very nice. Never been there, so laugh all you want, but what are "dippy eggs"???

[Pensypat]

Originally Posted by the dufferz

Very nice. Never been there, so laugh all you want, but what are "dippy eggs"???

Dippy eggs are fried eggs, over easy so you can 'dip' your toast in the yolk.

You've probably eaten them and didn't even know you were eating dippy eggs. Funny, my nephew used to call them that when he was a little kid. He always asked his mother to make dippy eggs. And that was years ago when I lived in New Jersey. So I guess there are dippy eggs there too. Hmmmm....could be an east coast thing huh.

[MyAzi]

way too funny.... but "drippy eggs?" that just sounds gross! Like ordering shi* on a shingle!!!

[Pensypat]

Originally Posted by MyAzi

way too funny.... but "drippy eggs?" that just sounds gross! Like ordering shi* on a shingle!!!

I'm not sure if that was a typo, but they are dippy eggs, not drippy eggs. It doesn't sound as gross. LOL

Hmmmm....but then again, they might drip when you dip your toast in them. Oh well.

[MyAzi]

Originally Posted by Pensypat

I'm not sure if that was a typo, but they are dippy eggs, not drippy eggs. It doesn't sound as gross. LOL

Hmmmm....but then again, they might drip when you dip your toast in them. Oh well.

whoops.. guess I read that wrong!!!!

[CandyApple]

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

Youo know the four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

In Fairbanks during the winter some people actually DO use the outdoors as a freezer. I've known many a college kid to hang food outside their window because their dorm fridge didn't have enough room, or they didn't have one at all. And one guy I know has a trunk he sticks outside full of frozen food. Doesn't work in Anchorage, though- sometimes it gets above freezing here.

Funny, those are the four seasons in Alaska, too.